B R I T N E Y S P E A R S
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
northmiamigoon:

this is so funny why this shit dont have 50,000 notes

northmiamigoon:

this is so funny why this shit dont have 50,000 notes

-annoying:

the β€œi’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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