i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
Not taking any chances
thats my favourite animal
What if Android developers spent more money on making their phones actually good instead of commercials about why the iPhone sucks
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕
Oh hey look it’s me!
I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah
dad dadd and daddy!
These dudes always look like the guys you went to high school with that had rumours about them jerking off in the school bathrooms
i went to school with a guy that looked like this but he was known for drinking milk with ketchup in it